Chorus

Little old lady, please
I might not be stacking those G's
But ignore the hoodie and jeans
I'm not going to rob you

Verse 1

Why oh why must you cross the road or
Grab your purse and tighten your hold for
Whatever reasons you have in your mind
I have no intention of robbing you blind
It's a shame I know you fear loads
But I'm the good guy, a superhero
Although I'm cape-less, I get the basis
And I see the fear every time in your faces
Little old lady you don't need to worry
Don't speed up as if you're in a hurry
Because these days we're living in are your twilight years
And I don't want to be another one of your fears
So don't go out of your way to get out of my way
Like you'd rather face a car, on a busy highway
Overlook the hood its just my style
And to show I mean you no harm I'll offer a smile

And then you see, everything I've been tranna say
And I know, we can go our separate ways
Knowing that I changed a misconception
But right then everything changes directions

Chorus

Little old lady, please
I swear I'm not stacking those G's
Let go of my hoodie and jeans
Please, don't rob me

Verse 2

You've got the grip of a vulture from all the cheeks you've been pinching
Sugar rush strength from all the Werther's Originals
Walking slow to conserve your energy Yoda tactic
And now your like a ninja with those flipping back flips
So I'm battered and bruised and she stole my shoes
I'm singing the blues, while she's downing booze
Little old lady this really isn't fair
Stop kicking my shins and pulling on my hair
I did nothing to deserve this, you are absurd Miss
Did you just come straight from the circus
Your super strength is just one of your talents
Its like your slight moustache is giving you balance
And I cant win against this cyborg warrior
If she doesn't stop soon, I'll be with the coroner

But then I see, everything she's been tranna say
And she knows, we can go our separate ways
Knowing that she changed a misconception
When It comes to old ladies I think I'll need some protection

Outro

From now on, when I see
A little old lady
I'll run and hide for my very life, please save me
I'll wear some specs just for safety
'Cuz c'mon who hits a guy with glasses